Friday

Fursuiting 101 by @r3nplays

NOON, Panel Room A

Beginner fursuiter or advance fursuiter? There is always room to learn. Join us by learning how to work with a fursuit handler to working without one. How to take care of your fursuit at conventions to what to do at home. Small gifts are provided to attendees.

If I Fits I Sits by Kaito

2:00PM, Panel Room A

Come one come all to a cat's favorite pastime: sitting in and playing with cardboard boxes! Suiters especially can enjoy endless fun sitting in and tearing apart boxes.

Intro to DJing by Nullstrukt

3PM, Main Ballroom

Have you ever wondered what exactly the DJ is doing behind the decks, or even wanted to learn how to mix? Then this is the panel for you! Join Nullstrukt, a DJ with 9+ years of experience as he walks you through the basics of mixing, how to get started, playing live shows, and even some hands-on demos if time permits. Questions are welcome and encouraged!

Opening Ceremonies by FA United

5:00PM, Main Ballroom

The official kick-off for FA United 2018!

Adulting 101 by RiftwingDesigns

6:00PM, Panel Room A

Let's get to the point: no one wants to Adult. Especially not at FAU. But for most of us, Adulting has to be done. So how, exactly, are you supposed to be a responsible Adult and functioning member of society? At this wisecracking panel, attendees will have a chance to show their knowledge of Adulting through trivia prompts, and questions will be answered by self-proclaimed Adults. Full disclosure: itís up to you whether or not you choose to Adult afterward.

BINGO! by geoOtter

6:00PM, Panel Room B

The name says it all. Sometimes you need to sit back, chill with your friendly furs, pull out your tokens, and play a game of BINGO! Free registration, free prizes, but sign up fast, when they fill up, they are gone! WARNING: You might have fun playing this game!

Floor Wars: Dance Competition by @r3nplays

7:00PM, Main Ballroom

The Floor Wars are coming to FA United! Do you like to dance? Go head to head against competitors with your best moves in this dance competition styled to pit dancers against another, head to head. Bring your best moves, and get ready to have some fun!

Cosplay for Confidence by RiftwingDesigns

7:00PM, Panel Room B

"They told me to dress for the job I want - and now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume." ~Unknown Cosplayer

As cliche as that quote is, cosplay and fursuiting can boost your self-confidence! How? Participate in this panel and learn about how what you wear can influence both how you feel, and how it changes the perceptions of others. Then use these skills to create a way to dress for success and use the elements of cosplay to help you gain more confidence and become a better you.

Scaly Meetup by ScullyRaptor

8:00PM, Panel Room A

Meet-and-greet, hang out, and share your enthusiasm for the less fuzzy side of the fandom. Dinosaurs, dragons, and reptiles of all sorts are welcome!

Escape the Room of Dolls! by geoOtter

8:00PM, Panel Room B

Back by request! You and 4 of your friends have been ensnared by a serial killer and locked in a room! A letter left at your feet is the only clue as you attempt to escape the room before the killer comes back to finish what they started! Find the clues, solve the puzzles, and escape for its too late!

This is a homemade 1 hour long RPG style board game. No skills required, only a sense of adventure the itch to solve puzzles! Can you escape the room, or will you become the killers next victim?

Karaoke by FA United

9:00PM, Main Ballroom

Karaoke! Sing us the song of your people, show the convention your singing ability* and show off your inner Retsuko!

* Ability to sing not required (but it can help).

[NSFW] How to be the Best at Cybersex by Fox Piacenti

9:00PM, Panel Room B

If you're new to erotic role play online or just want to refine your improvised wordsmithery, join an expert in the genre, famed for their performances on Tapestries MUCK. Learn how to keep a scene dynamic, how to generate a premise, and some new words that you can't use in polite company!

FAU Dances

10:00PM, Main Ballroom

Dance, groove, dab, flail, and get into the rhythm of the music with our fantastic DJ sets!

Saturday

Surviving as a Furry Artist by Likeshine (Guest of Honor)

10AM, Panel Room A

Likeshine has been in the fandom for 16 years, and she's been living entirely off of freelance/commission work for 12 of them. She has managed to make a living as a fandom artist, although there were bumps along the way! So I'd like to give newer artists, or artists considering making the jump to freelance, some advice. Or anyone that wants to come and listen to me ramble, really!

Fursuit Parade Pre-Prep

10:30AM, Ballroom

Meet at the ballroom at 10:30am to prep and begin gathering for the fursuit parade!

Fursuit Parade & Photo

11:00AM, Ballroom

Parade walk begins at 11:00AM. At the end of the parade we'll gather for the official con photo.

Puppy Therapy by Wolf Trap Animal Rescue

NOON, Main Ballroom

We've got excitable puppers who are just happy to see you, as well as a great chance to meet and greet our charity, Wolf Trap Animal Rescue.

Super Sponsor Lunch

NOON, Private Dining Room

Vore Q&A by Fox Piacenti

NOON, Panel Room A

Are micros gluten free? What's the best way to prepare a fox? How does one slide down a throat most courteously? Find answers to all of these questions and more about vore!

Jungle John's Reptile Show by Jungle John

1PM, Main Ballroom

Guinness World Record Holder & Ripley's Believe It Or Not! TV personality Jungle John, along with Wally the American alligator, Larry the boa constrictor, and other friends give an educational and entertaining look into the world of reptiles and insects.

NIIC the Singing Dog Live! by NIIC the Singing Dog

2:00PM, Main Ballroom

A concert for the party animals! NIIC the Singing Dog brings his dance-pop music from the streets of Philadelphia to your ears (and to your feet!). Get ready to rock out to his songs LIVE and dance your socks off!

Achievement Unlocked!: Goal Setting IRL by RiftwingDesigns

2:00PM, Panel Room B

What if real life had achievements like games do? Get out of bed: +10xp. Smile at a stranger: +50xp. Go to this panel: +1,000xp! Whatever the goal, the best way to achieve it is to take small steps toward the End Boss. In this panel, we will share how to, and explain the science behind goal setting.

Furryz Got Talent Show by VonDiggityDog

3:00PM, Ballroom

Do you have a talent? Want to get on stage? Afraid of the pressure? Well come to my Furryz Got Talent show! No winners, no loser. It's a lot of fun and and a chance to snag some fabulous prizes! So come down, shake a tail, show off a little and have fun! Because the greatest part about Furryz Got Talent... is you!

Hot Takes! The Hot Ones Challenge by Griz, Dragoneer, and Likeshine

3:00PM, Panel Room A

Based on the popular web series Hot Ones, contestants will have to answer questions ranging from all sorts of topics while consuming chicken wings coated in varying degrees of hot sauces.

Artconomy by Fox Piacenti

3:00PM, Panel Room B

Learn about and give feedback on a new service to make commissioning art online as easy as it is in person.

Gateway to Furry by RiftwingDesigns

4:00PM, Panel Room B

How did you get into the Furry Fandom? What was your "gateway" discovery that made you begin to associate with furries? We will discuss the movies, TV shows, comics, video games, and other ways that led to the formative years for fellow furries. And yes, it will include adult references.

Jungle John's Dinosaur Show by Jungle John

5:00PM, Main Ballroom

A presentation 65,000,000 years in the making! Jungle John's Jurassic Journey! An educational and fun show, highlighting dinosaur facts, sharing dinosaur artifacts, and a live demonstration featuring a creature straight out of the Jurassic era itself!

Dancer Workshop by T.H.O.T S.W.A.T

5:00PM, Panel Room A

Enjoy dancing? Enjoy watching the Dance Competitions and Floor Wars? Ever wonder if you could be on that stage performing? Ever just want to LEARN these moves for yourself? The dance workshop is the place to be!

Come out and learn from some experienced dancers in the fandom and outside the fandom! We welcome all who are wishing to learn or even teach! Give us a look and find the style that might best suit you in the future. Learn the basics of musicality, footwork, and diversity and what can set your style apart from others.

FA United 2018 - Dance Contest! by @r3nplays

6:00PM, Ballroom

Dance Competition will be coming back this year with a vengeance brought to you by Mid-Atlantic Dancefurs (MAD). Sign ups are welcomed on site, but online sign ups are encouraged.

90s Commercials by Sylox

6:00PM, Panel Room B

Relive the 90s and early 2000s by watching commercials that played during kids programming.

[GOH] Art Jam: Frankenbeast by Likeshine

7:00PM, Panel Room A

One artist against an army of ideas. We'll use your best (and worst!) concepts to create a character all of its own. Will it be a kind, gentle monster? Or perhaps a cookie thieving beastie? Join us and find out!

Escape the Room of Dolls! Round 2

8:00OPM, Panel Room B

Back by request! You and 4 of your friends have been ensnared by a serial killer and locked in a room! A letter left at your feet is the only clue as you attempt to escape the room before the killer comes back to finish what they started! Find the clues, solve the puzzles, and escape for its too late!

This is a homemade 1 hour long RPG style board game. No skills required, only a sense of adventure the itch to solve puzzles! Can you escape the room, or will you become the killers next victim?

FA United Charity Auction

8:00PM, Main Ballroom

The FA United charity auction hosted by VonDiggityDog! We're here to raise as much money as humanly (or inhumanly!) possible. Show your support for our charity, Wolf Trap Animal Rescue. Get some spiffy items and help some puppies and kitties in need of some generous donors.

[NSFW] Kinks 101 by Tyr Kangaroo

9:00PM, Panel Room B

Like the unusual? We provide an open, welcoming atmosphere where you can openly talk about your fantasies. We'll also cover safety and consent for all kinks so you your partner/s can have a great (and safe!) time.

There's more to life than vanilla, join me if you're curious. Questions welcome!

FAU Dances

10:00PM, Main Ballroom

Sunday

Escape the Room of Dolls! Round 3

11:00AM, Panel Room B

Back by request! You and 4 of your friends have been ensnared by a serial killer and locked in a room! A letter left at your feet is the only clue as you attempt to escape the room before the killer comes back to finish what they started! Find the clues, solve the puzzles, and escape for its too late!

This is a homemade 1 hour long RPG style board game. No skills required, only a sense of adventure the itch to solve puzzles! Can you escape the room, or will you become the killers next victim?

Let's learn about Tarantulas! by Kaerri

NOON, Panel Room A

Ever wanted to learn more about our eight-legged friends? Want to see a real tarantula (or 10)? How about holding a real tarantula? Then this is the panel for you! The Spider Outreach Associates Program will be bringing their many wonderful creatures for a show and tell experience for all ages!

Fursuit Olympics

1:00PM, Main Ballroom

Let the games begin! Fursuiters come one, come all for a variety of ridiculous games and challenges!

Waves are Cooler than Particles by Protius

1:00PM, Panel Room B

Come into our darkroom, and make a hologram the old-school way.

Bring an interesting object about the size of your fist (holograms are life-size), and we will guide you through arranging it in the holographic apparatus, exposing a piece of film, and then developing that film to make a white light viewable hologram of your object to take home and amaze your friends with.

FA United 2018 Closing Ceremonies

5:00PM, Main Ballroom

A recap of the convention, and a chance for the staff of FA United to say thanks and so long for all the fish!